A new dark football comedy about murdering a crap apprentice to shoot in the North East of England, November 2025
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Also starring local actors Stephen Tompkinson and Mark Benton
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in 1976 they would ask you nicely to go; and then they would try a more direct approach
Inspired by Craig Johnston’s bizarre and unbeliveable apprenticeship with Middlesbrough FC
“The Aussie kid is crap, he’s a shit footballer and he will never amount to anything worth while… send him home”
Manager Jack Charlton